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The act in which two red-headed lesbians scissors, causing their red pubic hair to rub together vigorously.
Yesterday I walked in on my mom and Wendy starting a forest fire. I think I lost interest in all women.
Dang Jim, don't get caught in that forest fire over there.
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When you have a serious case of diarrhea and you think you have finished. You go to wipe and another pocket of brown shoots you in the hand.
Hey Henry, why are spending so much time at the sink? Bill, I had a bad case of friendly fire.
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When you fuck a chick in the pussy and piss in it.
You Fire Hosed your mom.
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Phrase that made a Billionaire...a little bit more rich, like he needed it in the first place.
Donald, since you have enough $ to last you your lifetime plus, YOU'RE FIRED....I'm the new spokesperson for The Apprentice!!!
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1) Something said when an explosion is imminent.
2) Something said when an ass explosion is imminent (usually one of those pre-shit ones that smell like rotting dead people.)
1) "Fire in the Hole!" **BOOM!!**
2) "Fire in the Hole!"
"Oh, sweet holy Christ what is that smell?"
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When a person has red hair, they usualy have red pubic hair. So the penis is covered with orange hair and it looks like a fire pit.
Kyle Nichols has a big huge fire pit that all the girls gag on when they see it.
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A sexual maneuvre wherein one performs felatio on a man, and then right before he reaches orgasm, turns the weapon on it's owner causing the felatio recipient to ejaculate on himself.
"Dude it was awesome but right when I was about to finish in her mouth, she pointed it at me! Yeah, I spunked on myself, Friendly Fire bro... she got me!"
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