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Generally used to poke fun at people who did completely idiotic things leading to their deaths
Thank god that grandma who brought a whole shopping cart onto the escalator was removed from the Gene Pool.
The moment on a night out when you start to grow a bigger nose to enjoy MSG
Wow, I really feel a josh-poole coming on!
When two men stand facing a third man and while holding hands jerk off the third man while making eye contact with him.
Hey Jarrett, Brandon and I are going shooting pool with ryan at his place.
The man that everyone wants to be. He doesn’t want to make any enemies. It wasn’t the nicest thing to say. Run away from him. The man that’s been listed several times. He is a lister.
When a male enters a cold body of water causing their penis to entirely retreat into their body.
Check out my pool-gina this cold water gave me Meg.
Pool moms are moms at the pool, with or without their kids. You'll find them in the shallow end, perched on the side, or "graduated" to a lounge chair. They might be swim team moms, swim lesson moms, or free swim moms. Either way, they visit the pool to refill their cups and keep their kids engaged in a healthy activity. Swimming demands energy, and that means a better night of sleep and a happier child; what mother doesn't want that? Swimming is both a life skill and a lifelong skill, and once you know how, it opens countless possibilities for other sports, like surfing, sailing, and scuba diving. It's no wonder so many parents find themselves identifying with this role. Welcome to the club!
She's not like a regular mom, she's a pool mom.
I'm here to become a pool mom.
Massey park pools located in Papakura, South Auckland full of snotty kids, pedo adults, and the odd gang member. You will find the odd couple who can’t sit together in their own house, so they come to the pools to make love in the baby pool, and leave used condoms in the changing rooms. They now charge $3 to jump off into the pool, where the Lifegaurds don’t give two shits abt whose got bands or not, because the girls are just tryna get in the pants with one of the regulars. The pools r always getting closed bc parents don’t know how to take their stink arse kids out the water, instead let them shit bricks in all the pools. The workers take their time cleaning this, because instead they suck each other off in the backroom. They got shitty music taste and needa get a life instead of standing there talking shit on their walkie-talkies. Every weekend you will see a fight of some hoodrats ragdolling outside by the stadium, not entertaining they can’t throw one good hit. If you wanna know how to get free bands just go in the bins and find them, then go to a staff member and say that your band feel off and you need a new one, thank me later. Or just try rizz up the lifeguards and they’ll be sure to let you through and also slide their @ in ur phone while they’re at it.
Person 1: “ yo bro wanna head down to massey park pools?”
Person2: “nah g last time I was there I got kicked out for bombing”
Person 1: “ oh f*** man who cares man I’m tryna sasa a girl there”.