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When you are going number 2 and your shirt is so long that it catches your poop.
Aw man yesterday i was taking a shit and turned my tall T into a poop hammock
When everything around you, particularly in a workplace enviroment, seems to blow up out of control. Usually people are flying around to get things done.
"Man, I came back after lunch and it was a big poop storm in there!"
When you put a layer of toilet paper down in the bowl before you poop so no one will hear your poop slash.
I didn't want anyone to know I was pooping so I pulled a stealth poop.
A way to say somebody is stupid.
You have poop for brains.
When one drops a large dump and it goes down the toilet pipe. When the person stands up and looks down, there is nothing in the toilet bowl.
Mark: "Wow Lisa, I couldn't believe it. I dropped the fat kid off at the pool and nothing was there."
Lisa: "Sounds like you had another phantom poop dear."
Mark: "Sweet. Let's have teh sex nao."
When you have the sudden urge to move your bowels and you start sweating. A real poop emergency. Usually associated with explosive diarrhea.
I had to shit so bad yesterday. I couldn't find a bathroom, I had the poop sweats and everything!!
poop that comes from bats
sometimes called guano
dracula turned into a bat and made smelly bat poop everywhere