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You know you have Shopping channel - syndrome, when:
- You buy something completely frivolous, just because it's been marketed to you by people with smiling faces.
- When you buy something in the belief, that if you had one you'd use it every single day (ex. bench press), but after finally buying it you use it for a while and then leave it to rot in your basement
- Also, if you buy a product just for the positive image you have in you're head of having one
Marcus finally bought the punching bag he'd been dreaming of, used it for a couple of weeks, and now it just dangles from the ceiling reminding him of his Shopping channel - syndrome
When yo lady is on all fours and you pick her up by her ankles while you are fucking her from behind. Then your friends paint their dicks yellow and fill her like a shopping cart. For an added special touch you can put a grocery bag over her head.
Hey bro wanna come over tonight and banana shopping cart my girl?
When you are looking to win every game of badminton, in style.
"You coming to badminton tonight?"
"Yeah of course! You know me though, shopping for those wins"
When you fix the neighbors bike then beat the shit out your wife after 38 seconds of weak sex
I quit my job and gave my wife a blanchester bike shop
A small online community filled with only good vibes, good music, and good people. Primary platforms are Spoon and Discord. Most members have a "tea" in front of their name in a small font.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard about Kermit's Tea Shop?
Person 2: Yeah, it do be a vibe!
When you go shopping (mostly online but can be anywhere) and find an article of clothes (a shirt, a dress, a pair of shorts, shoes, etc...) that are just perfect (fit perfectly, look amazing, are unique, are affordable, etc...), that you decide to buy the same piece of clothing in every color available. Essentially, you struck a rich vein of shopping.
I was at American Apparel and found a shirt I loved- I decided to go rich vein shopping!
Winning or making large sums of profit by making bets with friends or gambling.
In '85 I'd clean up shop betting on the Chicago Bears!