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When you tell someone something awesome that happend you....and it sounds great in your head, but then you hear it out loud and you see the expression on the listeners face, and you think, 'damn, that's stupid'.
Ways to play of a bad story:
1: Pull out a gun and end the embarrassment
2: Try and play it of by saying something like, 'you had to be there' or 'dude, you just don't get it'.
Person 1: Hey, I was home alone last night so I took a piss with the door open!
Person 2: Bad story bro....
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Act of fingerbanging a girl whilst on a date watching a movie in the theater.
Dude I was totally Toy Storying her last night while watching Safe house.
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when someones on your dick accussing you of sommin stupid
on your dick like a blowjob
''did you complete a bowel movement and release a stool upon my unsuspecting dog''
''cool story blow''
''did you deplete your bladder on my toilet''
''cool story blow''
''did you cut the brakes on my wheelchair''
''cool story blow''
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An unexpected reception of a sexual act from another person at night, in one's bed.
Shawn thought Sara had gone home, but she returned to give him a bedtime story
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The contents of your trash can.
This sex story is the shit... tiest.
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A loose way of suggesting you are off topic with an assumption.
Hey, you're telling the story fuck face.
A tournament inspired by the siivagunner king for another day tournament. They upload mashups and remix's of songs on soundcloud. It has 24 contestants and king pig shouldn't have BEEN ELIMINATED
person 1: hey man do you know what rave story rejects is
person 2: yeah king pig is the best contestant