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the process of tanning your penis, common on nude beaches
Yo dude, can I see that sick dick tan you were talking about?
Being fat white trash and tanning under the sun, out front of a busy public street, in 88 degree weather, while stuck to a metal futon out on the side of the curb.
Hey man, let's go get Wilkes Barre Tans!
Yeah, I wanna get CRISPY!
An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.
'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'
Similar to a farmers tan, it's the tan lines you get from being in a car for too long.
Man, my left forearm is sunburned but the rest of me is pale. Turnpike tan from driving to Missouri.
Capt-e-tan is a different or funnier way of saying Captain.
Look here Capt-e-tan, it’s time for me to go!!
Papa tan tan is a guy with the gerthious dick it rips people appart from the inside he's a daddy to all and a really big influence when it comes to weed he beats women but that makes women cum like crazy we all love a papa tan tan
My dream guy needs to be like papa tan tan
The act of having multiple men have raw anal sex with a woman who has diarrhea. Each man finishes inside the woman. To which she then shits the contents out into a bowl, mix until tan in color. Finally, you have the woman stuff her face full of the contents like a piglet eating slop. It is customary for the woman to say oink after finishing her meal.
“Dude, wanna come to the party during the weekend? I heard that Charlotte’s gonna do the Tan Piglet!”
“HELL YEAH!”