tax shelter

n. Bunker in which to hide with one's tax returns when the press come around.

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I need a few more yards of concrete. The reporters got a backhoe and dug up my last tax shelter.

Have you thought of using a charitable foundation?

JC Taxed

When a girl is sexually assaulted by a wannabe gym bro

Damn did you hear that girl got JC Taxed on the weekend

Gay Tax

Noun- a tax that the gays are required to take from everyone (the tax being a chip...from anybody around that has one)

Hey, "gay tax" I need one of those chips!"

Windy Taxes

A Portuguese saying that rhymes in that language. Used to symbolize when you've made a great mistake.

< Windy Taxes! You've completely ruined this cake! >

slower than a tax rebate

In Ireland - a term used to describe or to ridicule a useless person/apprentice on a building site.
(As suggested, a tax rebate takes some time in Ireland)

"Hurry the fuck up and mix up that mortar, you're slower than a tax rebate!"

women’s tax

Women’s Tax is a term for the things that society pins on women to do involuntarily (like not paying taxes per say) to not feel ashamed, manly, or “gross” that only apply to women i.e. having to shave nearly your entire body almost every other day-

Women 1 - I really wish I could grow out my body hair and not feel ashamed about it!

Women 2 - Yeah, I hate women’s tax.

Aston Tax

A shameless ripoff of the iconic Fanum Tax. Whenever someone buys energy drinks or soda, Aston always taxes it like ex swedish prime minister Stefan Löfven.

Johannes: I just bought me a monster energy drink.

Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!

Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.