boob job

fake boobs.

"She got a great boob job. I wonder how much those implants cost"

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Bag Job

When your jerking off and don't have lotion you get a bag of herrs potato chips and flip the bag inside out put it on your hand and beat off using the grease as lube.

I asked Trish to give me a bag job since she had real dry hands.

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Blow-job

When a woman sucks a mans dick

Woman: I sucked my boyfriends cock last night

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italian job

Classic British heist caper from 1968 starring Sir Michael Caine of Rotherhithe and Noel Coward.

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

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rib job

When a male rubs his cock back and forth between a girls breasts(ribs, see rib rack) while she licks his head as it emerges from her breasts

Susan Gives awesome rib jobs cuz her muffins are the size of basketballs

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vagina job

when a guy doesn't cum inside of you; he pulls out before it gets messy. therefore, it doesn't count as sex.

"No, I totally did not have sex last night! He pulled out. It was just a vagina job, I swear!"

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gay job

The job that you do for money, but that you don't like, because it's gay.

Chris: Sorry I have to leave so early. I gotta wake up in 6 hours for my gay job.

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