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New York State

An overtaxed hell hole in the North Eastern United States that has moronic law makers, sky high taxes, and shitty weather for 5 months of the year.

It's another cloudy New York State day!

by justin March 10, 2008

91๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bluefield State College

A regular college that got chewed on and spit back up. Bluefield State is absolutely the poorest example of an institution of higher learning in the country... nope scratch that... the WORLD.

This is an institution of professors who are brain-dead morons, with IQ's of no more than 80 (yes, they're THAT stupid.) Students consider suicide, homicide, and both at bluefield (not because of difficult classes. Actually, exactly the opposite.)

Don't go to bluefield if they pay you to go. It's the worst experience and it makes people less intelligent. One student has gone here over an Ivy League (Yale) but picked bluefield due to financial issues.

Plain and simply, Bluefield wants the academic atmosphere of Berkeley, although it has the stability of the bermuda triangle.

TO HELL WITH BLUEFIELD STATE COLLEGE AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT.

by Stan.Ford.Grad.2013 October 1, 2012

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ohio State Buckeyes

The school to attend if you want to receive a college degree while taking classes such as "AIDS Awareness" and "Basket Weaving". The university has also been known to hand out free money to its football and basketball players, which is highly against the NCAA rules. Just ask Maurice Clarrett and Troy Smith.

School Booster: Hey Maurice, want me to buy you a new car since you can't afford one with all your college tuition?
Maurice Clarrett: Sure dawg, but don't tell Coach Tressell.

by hexum January 20, 2005

561๐Ÿ‘ 501๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ohio State Buckeyes

Ohio State Buckeys are the best college in the big ten, in football, basketball, hockey and many others. Many Michigan fans will tell you they suck, however that is only because they are bitter due to their extreme losses in the sport of football at the hands of Troy Smith and A.J. Hawk. To stray away from this fact they try to focus on Cleveland Ohio's professional teams such as the Cleveland Browns. But once again their just bitter because the Browns picked up Breylon Edwards the choke artist who cannot catch an 8 yard pass causing the Wolverines to once again lose to the Buckeyes. Michigan fans can say what they wish but the outcome will always end in a Buckeye victory.

Michigan fan: F the Ohio State Buckeyes we are going to own you guys this year
Ohio State fan: just like last year rite? and the year before that? and the year before that?

by Teddy Ginn April 18, 2006

331๐Ÿ‘ 285๐Ÿ‘Ž


United States of America

A British accident.

It's a shame the United States of America gained independance.

by Tea Party January 6, 2009

775๐Ÿ‘ 703๐Ÿ‘Ž


The United States of America

The land of the free.... and obesity epidemics... and mass shootings... and heart attacks... and fascism... and racism... and alcoholism...

Worse than Somalia.

"THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS THA BEST CUNTRY IN DA WERLD!!! MUH FREEDOMS!"

by DecapitatedScrotum June 16, 2016

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Indiana State University

A horrible university located in Terre Haute. The students walk around like zombies waiting to flunk out and move on to Ivy Tech, or if they do stay it will take them 6-7 years to graduate. The campus "security" act like Nazi's, roaming the campus waiting to throw you into Aushwitz because you forgot your parking pass that day. The professors generally just throw some busy work at you and then have their assistants grade the work, often incorrectly. The campus parking is great, if you like parking 15 miles from where you need to go. Oh, and don't forget the millions of dollars the University spends on athletics, wouldn't want to end the 56 game losing streak for the football, basketball, and baseball teams.

Everyone is walking around with a blank stare on their face. I'm at Indiana State University alright!

Why did my tuition just go up again? Oh, because Indiana State needed a bus system, a new recreation center, a new college of education, and a new bookstore. I guess helping actually pay for an education is out of the question.

by Sycamore Sam Sucks April 6, 2009

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