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taking a shit in a public bathroom urinal
He was so angry that the toilets were clogged at the gay bar that he did an angry bear.
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Brown Bear, Hawaiian: A male, usually of Hawaiian or other Polynesian descent who's primary activities in the wild consist of:
1) Drinking
2) Smoking crystal methamphetamine
3) Crashing parties
4) Starting fights
5) Throwing rocks
6) Molesting girls
WARNING: The Hawaiian Brown Bear travels in packs of 5 to 30. Should you encounter them in their natural environment it is advisable that you vacate the area immediately unless you outnumber them and are heavily armed. Anything you say to a Haw'n Brown Bear can and probably will be construed as an insult and thus a reason to jump you at the soonest opportunity.
"Were you around when those brown bears attacked the party last night? They broke John's hand and tried to kidnap Susie!"
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When they win, the fans are CONVINCED that every other team sucks and the Bears will win the Super Bowl.
When they lose, it's the referee's fault, or the quarterback's fault, and the Bears did not get beaten, because they could have won the whole time. When the Bears are knocked out of the playoffs, fans claim that they don't really care and automatically become die hard fans of the favored Super Bowl contender.
The only team with fans that will brag about an 8-8 season.
The only team that can produce 50 yards of total offense and still win.
The only team that can win 4 games in a row and still have nobody take them seriously.
The only team that can get beaten on the field all game and win with one lucky play.
The only team that claims that they are still better than the team that just won the Super Bowl.
The only team that has a song written about how much they suck.
The Chicago Bears have not won a Super Bowl in over 20 years, yet fans still claim that they are the best team in the league.
They have so many records because they have been in the league for so long.
The Bears still suck.
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To make a poorly thought out decision that results in a catastrophic failure or demise of one or many people.
To plummet from the top to the bottom at a blinding speed only to be bought out and liquidated by someone else.
fuck up spitzer
"Hooking up with her was a total Bear Stearns."
"I partied all weekend instead of studying; it was a total Bear Stearns"
"Dude, I stopped paying my bills and got totally Bear Stearns'd"
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When a man places his balls inside the anus of another person. The pressure around then simulates the sensation of a bear trap around ones balls.
I hooked up with this slut and she totally got me in a bear trap. My balls still hurt.
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According to "Happy Hour is for Amateurs" by an anonymous lawyer, a polar bear is a subtype of single woman at a bar, waiting to be picked up. Polar bears are large, white, have a thick layer of subcutaneous blubber, and hunt men for sport. They rarely see an opportunity to move in for the kill, and thus never pass one up. They tend to have exclusive territories, and it is rare to see multiple polar bears prowling the same bar, due to their inherently competitive nature and the scarcity of men drunk or desperate enough to take them home.
See also: hogging, bbw, ssbbw, last call, beer goggles, sidewalk sale
"Looks like Anna found her ride home for the night. We raise our glasses to another hapless victim of our local Polar Bear."
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When someone starts dating, and immediatly disapears for a couple of months and then once they break up you all of a sudden see that person on the scene again. Just like how a bear hibernates during winter.
Dude, johnny met that girl and snow beared for awhile. Atleast he is back in the wild, and single again.
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