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A drunken move done by mimicking a cape over ones face with their jacket that can defuse hostile situations, confound enemies, express disgust in an amusing way and stuns the opponent temporarily allowing for a hasty and safe exit. You must hiss while doing so otherwise you will look like a fool.
'Ere mate what you doing talking to my girl'
*does the spitting cobra*
'Woah sorry man, didn't mean to talk to you like that'
When an uncircumcised male, at the point of ejaculation, grabs his foreskin and spreads it out at the tip like a cobra head while Cumming amd screaming "no mercy!".
The other night I gave my girlfriend the spitting cobra.
(originated in sydney, australia) to abide by rules, guidelines, or societal expectations in a way that actually undermines them
person 1: my grandparents judge me for not acting christian enough
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much
The 7-10 Spit is when you fill a girl's mouth with your cum and then she spits it out, splitting into 2 distinctly separate jizz bombs, into 2 other girl's mouths.
Dude! That girl I hooked up with at the party last night did a perfect 7-10 spit into her friend's mouths when we left the bathroom!
During middle aged gay male sex one man blows his load on another man's balding head and uses a sham wow to shine it.
When I get out of this Miata I am going to give Leron the old South Texas spit shine
What teachers refer as a DNA test
I just spit in a tube to see where I'm from
The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.
It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.
- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).
“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”