fried eggs hanging on a nail

When the tits are old and sagging, with the look of fried eggs hanging on a nail. These tits are usually caused by breast feeding of numerous children. Similar to National Geographic Titties

What can we expect in terms of droopage here? A slight slope or the full-blown fried eggs hanging on a nail thing?

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let's hang out soon

A phrase that one says when they truly do not have any intentions of hanging out with the person. One will say this and the other will usually agree, and most times neither of them will try and make plans with the other, resulting in the repetition of this phrase in the future.

Distant Friend 1: "Hey, long time no talk! Let's hang out soon! I miss you!"
Distant Friend 2: "Oh yeah, definitely! Call me sometime!

- 2 months later -

Distant Friend 2: "Hey man, we still haven't hung out. What's up with that?"
Distant Friend 1: "Oh I know, let's hang out soon!"

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Brazilian Hang Glider

When a guy from Brazil tricks a tourist into having anal sex with him. The Brazilian man proceeds to lift the girl off the ground and ejaculate in the tourists ass trying to get her/him to shoot off his cock like a hang glider.

Whitney told me she wanted to go to Brazil with us so she could experience a Brazilian Hang Glider.

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Hanging out of my arse

Suffering from a severe hangover

"Mate, i feel so rough, I am hanging out of my arse"

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Hanging out with Howard Finkel

Jerking off

Brian: Oh yeah!
Shane: What are you doing, Brian?

Brian: I'm hanging out with Howard Finkel.

Hanging out of my arse

Severely hungover; dying of a hangover

"How are you feeling this morning? Was a heavy night last night wasn't it?!", "You're telling me mate, I'm hanging out of my arse!".

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Hanging Turd (Mojon Gindando)

This is the term (also used in spanish) that depicts someone always in a hurry. They are similar to someone who has to run out of the bathroom in the middle of taking a dump because they have no time to finish. Someone always in a hurry.

Jennifer: Ugh! Look at Sally, she's always in a hurry!
Jake: I know! She always has a hanging turd (mojon gindando)!

In spanish-
Jennifer: Mira! Sally siempre esta apurada!
Jake: Ay yo se! Siempre tiene un mojon gindando!