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Another name for a beaver. Originally from a cartoon I saw where two beavers aka, "vagina squirrels" preferred this term over the standard "beaver". They felt "beaver" was a tad pejorative.
Hey dude what's that? "Oh just a couple of vagina squirrels building a dam." Shit, basements gonna flood again!
Or perhaps, you'd prefer:
Man, you remember spring break, dude the place was crawling with vagina squirrels, it was so thick, I had them coming out my ears, I had no idea where to begin...
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A great alternative to "grow a pair" or "grow some balls". A phrase largely attributed to Betty White.
Why would anybody want to grow such sensitive organs when babies pass through the vagina nine months after penetration by a penis?
"Why do people say, 'Grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really want to get tough, grow a vagina! Those things take a pounding!" -Betty White.
If someone bitchslaps a man in the balls, he cries and collapses in a heap; if someone bitchslaps a woman in the vulva, it pisses her off royally. It's men who need to woman up and grow a vagina!
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When you take a wafer(cookie) and stick it in your wet pussy this makes a vaginal wafer
Omg my girls vagina wafers are so good
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Anyone who doesn't have a vagina, particularly men. Sports bras for manboobs don't count. Prissy and prude men who fold their napkins when they eat and find the subject of tampons/ other lady products uncomfortable.People not allowed in your shared dorm room upon signing of the roommate agreement during the weekdays after a certain time.
"Hey whose that over there?" Its a no vagina person
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when you wanna up your pussy game so you put ur vag in a toaster
boy: do you got that toasted vagina?
me: hell fuckin ya
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Legs so fat that you can lube them up and use them instead of a vagina.
"Chrissy, did you have sex last night.". "no, I let him have my vagina thighs instead. He couldn't tell the difference"
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A really good time.
Tim is always down for an 'ol fashioned vagina rodeo.
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