noun. the region of a woman's anatomy encompassing both the vagina and anus, and all additional parts betwixt
For those who enjoy performing both cunnilingus and analingus, the vagenus is a banquet of pleasures for the palate.
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Brad: Hey look, Carrie has a vagenus!
Carrie: No I don't! Okay... maybe I do. It's just because I got a sexual transplant or you can call it a transgender surgery. It wasn't supposed to be half coochee, half wiener. I had to get the surgery because I was born with a wiener and I couldn't live with it. It's so hard to pee. Those dang Asians messed me up. I had to pay 6.5 million dollars for this dang surgery. I'm so embarrassed.
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"Girr, quit messing with my Vagenuals; thats not bucklin."
"Mom, who was that guy you went out with last night?" That information is particular Vagenual.
Term for the penus and vagina. Usually to symbolize transvestite with both organs.
I don't think I'd do her, she has a vagenus, you know.
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The combination of vagina and uterus, which is what women use to rule the world.
Bobby: "Kyle this girl keeps calling me Billy and won't stop".
Kyle: "It's because she has a vagenus."
Bobby: "Oh ok. I get it now."
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A vagina that is fully shaven, except for the edges of the lips.
Person 1: was it good?
Person 2: nah dude she had a vagenus flytrap
Name of an Indian tour guide
Dammit, vagenus is taking us to another scam