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A guy, usually named Alex, that is into bestiality & owns a cligny dog that sniffs his junk a lot. He likes to joke around about bestiality, becomes protective & then deny any claims of it, but when you suck his dick their is left over peanut butter on it.
Prinssece:"I went to see Alex yesterday & I gave him oral. His dog was watching & his chode dick tasted like peanut butter."
Peaches:" oh, gurl he is definitely a hot dog lover."
Licking the shit off someone's chest.
My man did a Hot enrique on me.
When you drop your hot steamy load on your closet friend while they sleep to get them wide awake and ready for the day
My friend was having a hard time getting out of bed this morning so I had to give him a hot steamy expresso
A sexy mom 40+ celebrated all of may
Look at that milf she’s a hot mom
Opposite meaning to cool bananas
A: I got 6% in my Financial Accounting exam.
B: Hot cucumbers!
(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot