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what is sex my mother wont tell me
me and my uncle love to do the sex
Sex is something some wait for, and some have sex early because they are bored. Sex is crazy fun, and sex is overrated. Chocolate or vanilla? What flavor do I choose? I chose a mixture of both. Delicious! Sometimes hot and sometimes cold.
What kind of sex do I want tonight?
An injury that happens during sex.
Physical trauma that occurs during or because of sexual acts, leading to a noticeable injury that often has to be explained to others.
Bob: "Why are you limping?"
Dave: "I feel out of bed, when my wife repositioned during sex last night."
Bob: "Nice! A sex injury."
Dave: "Yeah, thanks."
The only class of worker who actually gives a f*ck in today's modern workforce.
Prostitutes and call girls would be considered to be sex workers; strippers and porn stars might also be included.
The group of swivel servants sanding around outside, either on coffee break or on strike? Most likely, no... they don't give a f*ck about much of anything other than latching onto the taxpayer's teat every 30 April.
Term used by girls who can't admit to themselves that they're a prostitute. Usually uttered by those flashing their clunge for $4.99 on certain websites.
I run my own business online as a sex worker.
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When you rip anal beads out of someone’s asshole, while they really have to shit, and the shit explodes out of their asshole
Hey dude! Did you hear I turned Laura into a sex grenade