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Getting cock blocked by a person named Matt while already having sex in a jacuzzi
Matt: Hey this is my room!
Max: Matt, go to bed.
Matt: STOP HAVING SEX IN MY BATHTUB.
Karen: Well fuck if this isn’t worse than hot Malört.
When you are showering with your partner the morning after a night of drinking hazelnut latte beer, and you rip ass and lock the door.
James was fucked up last night on fancy hazelnut latte beers . He and his wife were in the shower the next morning when felt hot and dirty. He locked the door and proceeded to shart the most foul of demons from his arse.
The hottest and most moist shit you can possibly take in ones lifetime, usually originating from digestion of a previous Taco Bell meal
Friend: Man I just took a hot fatty on your mom.
Me: Taco Bell?
Friend: Yeah...
A extremely wet and sexy dick.
My roommate hog Wang has a hot-wang.
Mr. Wang: Uh!BABY!Your vagina is so tight, I gonna cum!
Caitlin: Keep fucking me with your hot-wang. I want more!
an actual chunk of attractiveness
“did you see that hunk of hotness over there?”- friend1
“oh yeah that’s gabri alessandrini”-friend2
When you eat nothing but potatoes for a few days then shit on someone.
I was asked to give someone a Chester hot fry but declined