Lilydale

A suburb right next to Mendota Heights, MN, not really much of a city per say, but it's in between Mendota Heights and Old Mendota and it has a Holiday station and an Italian restaurant, so it's all good.

Person 1: Where do you live again?
Person 2: Lilydale.
Person 2: Wha... ?

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lilydale high school

this school has way too many podophile teachers. most notorious of them all, Mr. Box. I once snuck onto his computer and found mountains of child porn, he was even starring in one of them. Mr. piere wallin was my favourite teacher. he always dropped his pen to look up my skirt and i always felt complemented when he did it, he was so fit. if you like pedos go here

hey Mr box aren't you a registered sex offender?

why yes I do go to lilydale high school

Lilydale High School

Lilydale High School is a public school for people in year 7 to year 12. The school is filled with eshays, sluts and fake whores. To describe most of the females there is tanned skin, short dress, skirts etc, tns, nose piercing, straightened hair (usually blonde) also most might have an addiction to nicotine. To describe most males that go there have mullets, nose piercings, tns and grey shorts. Main conversation topic for a lilydale high school chick is sex, condoms etc and mostly the same for the guys but adding getting nudes from other whores as well as sports (mostly footy.) They're very judgemental and always have the same thoughts about everything. Just saying not all of the people that go to that school are that way but most of them are.

Friend: "Oh! You go to Lilydale High School?"
Me: "Yeah? Why?"
Friend: "Oh, you must be a complete drugo cunt then"

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