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When an israeli person smears their genitals with houmous and shoves it in someone’s mouth
I ate israeli spiced cock last night
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Nice cut penis. Smallish to average. Hairy balls.
No example needed. Women who date them know what I am talking about.
Iranian persian cock.
An alternate title for cockwarming, where one person's phallice is used as a cushion for another person to sink down onto
Person 1 (male): So you're gonna warm me up?
Person 2: Yep. Your dick's gonna be my own personal cock cushion!
To violently strike a male in his genitalia while simultaneously striking yourself in the genitalia and loudly yelling " Kamikaze Cock Punch!"
Friend 1: "Hey dude, what happened? Did you get hit in the dick?"
Friend 2: "Ha ha! I Kamikaze Cock Punched Ryan. You should have seen it. It was hilarious"
a strong insult that will leave the insultee so shocked he/she will start pissing his/her pants
- was ranked the top most offensive phrases
- sounds like what aristocrats would use on peasants
'Shut the fuck up you cock sucker thunder cunt.' Bobby chided his sister, Mary.
Mary was left speechless and she starts pissing her pants.
Bobby went to lick her piss.
Every middle aged man’s dream after retirement.
After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.