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houmous

The best and tastiest vegitarian snack dip in the world.

Mainly eaten by hippies.

Various things can be dipped, for example - breadsticks, carrot, cucumber, crisps...

"I had some houmous and breadsticks last night... Mmmmmmmmm..."

by Jase on the Bass June 24, 2006

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Rump Houmous

Sticky anal seepage that causes your butt cheeks to rub together in an uncomfortable manner.

Pass the wet wipes please mother, i've got a bad case of rump houmous that's tearing my gooch raw.

by martallica May 25, 2010


Houmoused

In short, when you have a chick pee on you.

She was as flithy as hell, she even houmoused me!

by Stads365 March 20, 2009


Houmous and Pitta

Bourgeoise rhyming slang for anal intercourse with a posh bird.

"jocasta turned out to be a right dirty cow - she loves it up the houmous and pitta"

by SirHoundalot May 22, 2009


Houmous

A really nice dip for stuff like vegetable sticks and breadsticks and pitta bread. It is made out of chickpeas, lemon juice, garlic and a load of other random junk (not the southern kind).

MMMMMMMMMM this houmous is YUMARAMA!

by THE CUPCAKE MONSTER! March 30, 2009


houmous

a massive greasy toenail

ruby had a houmous

by ruby4859295 October 28, 2020