The best and tastiest vegitarian snack dip in the world.
Mainly eaten by hippies.
Various things can be dipped, for example - breadsticks, carrot, cucumber, crisps...
"I had some houmous and breadsticks last night... Mmmmmmmmm..."
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Sticky anal seepage that causes your butt cheeks to rub together in an uncomfortable manner.
Pass the wet wipes please mother, i've got a bad case of rump houmous that's tearing my gooch raw.
In short, when you have a chick pee on you.
She was as flithy as hell, she even houmoused me!
Bourgeoise rhyming slang for anal intercourse with a posh bird.
"jocasta turned out to be a right dirty cow - she loves it up the houmous and pitta"
A really nice dip for stuff like vegetable sticks and breadsticks and pitta bread. It is made out of chickpeas, lemon juice, garlic and a load of other random junk (not the southern kind).
MMMMMMMMMM this houmous is YUMARAMA!