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Gay pains or gay aches is when you get an aching feeling on your sides or pelvic region, often accompanied by thoughts of some dude you can't stop thinking about.
Oh the mis'ry, I has't been stricken with the gay pains! What s'rt of mad god wouldst alloweth such a tragedy to befall me?
“Well if you read the bill you would know that it doesn’t say that!” ~ Idiots
Hym “And If YOU read the “Don’t say gay” bill you would know that it’s just Bill C-16 except in reverse. Exactly the same. How do you know it’s the same? Because the defense of both bill is exactly the same for either side. ‘It just protects vulnerable people from other people saying things that might be harmful to their minds’ Which bill am I talking about? You don’t know. You can’t tell. Because IT’S THE FUCKING SAME! Both can be exploited. You can weaponize C-16 against a teacher who refuses to call you a ‘she’ even though your dick is bigger than his. You can weaponize “Don’t say gay” against a teacher that mentions the fact that they are gay. ‘My precious little perfect darling child (who isn’t precious or perfect and is a piece of shit and I’m better than them) came home asking about how gay people have kids because their teacher mentioned the fact that they are gay and I don’t like it’ and now they’re fired. NOT GOING TO GO ON A LECTURE TOUR MONETIZING THE BIBLE ARE THEY? No news company’s are picking them up! The SAME goddamn thing. Fucking losers man I swear. No, I’M the loser. I forgot. I’m not what I say I am.”
I could have made that story so much better and he has the best power so now I have to talk about him even though I don't necessarily want to...
Hym "Wouldn't it be better if Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend was really the villain? He's obsessed with Superboy so he resolves to augment the red kryptonite he finds one day and turns it pink in a lab accident that results in him becoming both tangible and intangible.
Then he uses the pink kryptonite to turn superboy gay and get superboy to molest his butthole. But Superman thinks something is amiss. He found himself suspiciously horny around that gay dude. So he enlists Batman to follow him. Who is this tangible/intangible gay man and why have they never heard of someone with such an overwhelming power? So they investigate and the truth is revealed but WHAT COULD THEY POSSIBLY DO AGAINST SOMEONE WHO IS NOT TANGIBLE!? So they are left to fight superboy to try and get him away from the pink kryptonite but OH NO! Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend doesn't have to deal with molecular entanglement! Molecules that aren't his are displaced when he becomes tangible! Even the Kryptonian's hyper-dense molecular structure isn't safe from molecular displacement! It's ok! Batman called a friend 30 minutes ago. Barry Allen comes flying in 'Sorry I'm late!' Barry can ALSO pass through solid objects and is able to vibrate hus molecules so that Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend can't permeate through Barry's body! Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend is defeated! Superboy is traumatized from being used and molested! Bring him some whores to spite Hym! That'll make it all better!"
An outside gay is the type of gay person that you wouldn’t know is gay at all. They dont talk about being gay unless its with someone they trust. They dont partake in the online lgbt politics. If you walked past one on the streets you wouldn’t know it at all. However they arent hiding their sexuality, they aren’t ashamed of it. They’re sexually is just a part of who they are not their defining characteristic.
Did you hear that Derek was gay? I had no idea!
Well yeah, he’s just an outside gay. It’s not a big deal to him.
"OGs" is an acronym for On Gay Shit, usually either casually understood or could very well be crypted text under the guise of two plus homies: usually involving a DL discreet referring to anything on the modern spectrum from a slightly coded as an understanding of, or up to full- throttle homosexual, gay acts. Tone can be candid or formal, funny or serious. OGs may not even be sexual at all, homoerosis, yet the essentialistic personal identity can be a gay man who ID's as gay. Also could be a straight (homoflexible or) anywhere on the spectrum to stand for a quasi definition of eros/ethos/pathos of homosexuality.
Straight Homie - "Whatchya upto today? You wanna come over, have a brewski, smoke some, and kick it for a few? My lady's out of town..."
Gay Homie: "Well I did have plans but now that I'm woke up and you're asking, I'm trying be ---OGs - on gay shit (as acronym)-.! Be there soon."
The acronym lgbtiqcapgngfnba, I'm sure there's letters missing but this bullshit acronym changes everyday.
*a shop sign that reads "we support people from lgbtiqcapgngfnba!"*. "Hey look, that shop supports people from the Gay alphabet!", "That's fucking gay as, let's avoid this woke store".