Random
Source Code
Random
The act of a male inserting his penis into a nostril of a female and then beating off while the go precedes to snort up all the "baby batter" and try to get a buzz...
She won't but, its whatever your in to...
Yeah man, she wanted my cock for her fix of Columbian Cock Rush
Although it's origins are unknown, it may have came into existence between 2013-2015. The term came into prominence during Winter Storm Jonas (Blizzard of 2016) in Eastern Pennsylvania. A cock-band can be a large heavy snow band that looks like an erect penis on radar.
Tom: "Hey Dave!"
Dave: "What Tom?"
Tom: " I'm getting pounded with the mother of all cock-bands here! It snowed 3 inches in the past hour. I got 9 inches in the last three-and-a-half hours!"
Dave: "SMFH..... That's what she said....."
A woman who loves zoophilia with horses.
That woman who fucked horses, was a nasty horse cock fucker.
Taking sexual interaction with a man over a night out with the girls.
Cock: A male genitalia
Frock: A woman's or girl's dress.
Dumb Bitch: "Hey wanna go hang out at the club tonight"
Dumb Bitch 2: "Sorry I can't, I have a date"
Dumb Bitch: "C'mon, you haven't been out with us in a while"
Dumb Bitch 2: "Well, you know how the expression goes. Cock before Frock"
Like whiskey dick, natty cock is the straight opposite of horny.
Dude I have natty cock I can't even imagine getting with anyone tonight!
British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.
"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."
"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"
A rich man's lipid penis; a rich man's fat cock.
X: "I heard Z's got a Luxury Cock."
Y: "What the fuck is a 'Luxury Cock'?"