Ed

Ed is dumb inmature and rude nobody like him

Ed is a person

Ed

He is a tall man that likes to have sex with a peer called Lillian

Ed likes to smash Lillian

Ed

A 30 year old man who falls in love with teenage girls because he cant get any love from anyone else apart from his mommy

How are you today ed .. im okay mommy can i have a line of coke please

ED

Code word for eating disorder. If you don't know it, you don't have an ed.

"I've relapsed in my ed"
"My ed wants me too.."
"ED's are not something to gloat about; if you have had one you don't want to talk about it"

Ed

Ed is simultaneously smart and stupid, and that makes him awesome to be around. He’s the one you turn to for homework while also the one you perform (possibly drunk) shenanigans with. His laugh is contagious and frequent, making any amusing scenario that much better. Spend as much time as you can with Ed.

If you get drunk before an exam but somehow still ace it, you’re an Ed.

Ed

A total bitch bag and sits around doing nothing. But is a good looking boi!

The Ed sat, and sat more ...... lazy sod...

ED

The reason why Joe can't cum.

Joe would cum out to Boston with the bois but he just got diagnosed with ED. Go BROOINS!!