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George W Bush's last day in office. Also a day where either Barack Obama or John McCain will start to clean up the mess known as the United States of America.
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Refers to a case of diarrhea. Specifically the fact that diarrhea takes 10 seconds to shit, and 20 minutes to wipe.
Dude, I had a bad case of the 10/20's today after I had those 2 burritos for lunch.
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The virus that will scare the world in 2084. It is very dangerous as it gives you severe constipation, but when you’re least expecting it it shoots out like Usain Bolt as a fetus.
Charles: Oh My God! I think that guy has COVID-20.
Guy with COVID-20: *boom*
Charles: REEEEEEEEEEE
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At 1000 to 1 odds of winning, choking when the “game” is on the line.
When the contract was on the line for the next generation space launch vehicle, the first static rocket motor test to clinch the NASA contract was stopped at t-minus 20 seconds to test fire for hardware failure.
Similar experiences include: 2004 New York Yankees in the ALCS, 2008 New England Patriots perfect season, 1980 Russian Men’s Olympic Hockey team, Chris Webber 1993 NCAA finals, the Death Star . . . twice, Michael Vick’s life, etc.
Boy those 2008 Patriots sure t minus 20ed it in the Super Bowl.
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In any nightclub in America you go to, 20 percent of the guys there are getting 80 percent of the action. The other 80 percent of the guys are usually too chicken shit to do anything but watch the hot girls dance while sipping on their drinks and getting horny.
Always remember the 20-80 rule when you go out.
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It’s the international cuddle night. So if you have a sleep iver you HAVE to cuddle!
At a sleep over*
-so what we’re gonna do?
-I mean..... it’s november 20-21 soooo
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November 20 is the day where weirdos, and rapists were born , the day where if you celebrate you will have bad luck for the rest of your life and you have no love for your mother.
Steve: You going to Chris's party on November 20th
Mike: Fuck no I love my mom ho.
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