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Kathy pulled down Matt's shorts to discover two low-hanging razor bumps.
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An armadillo or several armadilli which constantly get in the way of vehicles tires and come to an unpleasant fate.
"What's that I just done run over?"
"Hey that there's a Texas Speed Bump"
"Huh?"
"You know, an armadillo..."
"Oh ok"
a cunt infested with herpe sores
the scabs on that bitches herpe sores chaffed my erection
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(n). Getting serious on a bag of your own blow after making a conscious decision of not giving a fuck (about anything). At all. Past, present, or future. Doesn't matter if anyone is watching.
I'm bout to get bump nasty on this last 2 gs....But I'll give yall a keybump, to split. Sorry, I paid for it.
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The act of scrolling through a social network on one's phone, with loud music of choice playing in the background through a nearby speaker.
An act often performed by a group of multiple people, either in an automobile or basement of a house.
John was 8 mintues late to practice, his daily bump n' scroll in the parking lot took much too long.
"Hey dudes, let's go get high as fuck and bump n' scroll.
A shot of vodka and a bump of cocaine
Let's have a Ukraine fist bump boys
The act of snorting a line of cocaine in the bathroom followed by a bowel movement.
Hey Adam will you watch the door while I take a bump 'n' dump.