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Noun: Bitch (bich):
1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.
2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated.
3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Quake, english, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc.
4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation.
5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane.
6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party.
7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you.
8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.
"Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch."
"I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah!"
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a grl who was ur best friend at one point and den fought for a stupid ass reason.
crystal's a "bitch" cus she fought me over a boy dat she went out wit for mad long and den broke up wit him and he started talkin to me so we fought and i beat her ass and took her ex!! so wat if we was best friends he started talkin to me and some other grl came in between our friendship anyway!! iight.
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omg don't be such a bitch (Sarah)
omg don't be such a Sarah .
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A real rug-muncher. Lacks most or all ability to act like a man. Often shunned and looked down upon by their much cooler/manlier father
Jordan: "Hey, are we still on to get some food later?"
Alex: "No man, Stephen totally bailed on us"
Jordan: "Man, what a bitch"
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1- A negative term, used for anyone
2- A term that technically means "female dog", but no one uses it like that
3- Term meaning one who does anything for someone/ being their "bitch" (also known as being whipped)
1- Damn, dat bitch be acting like a bitch!
2- "Your a bitch!"
"That's not nice"
"I was talking to your dog! HAHA im so funny!"
"..."
3- "Why did Jane give you a back massage then pay for your credit card debt?"
"Cause she's my bitch"
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a dumb cunt
a dumber cunt
or my favorite the dumbest cunt
thats why i fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker.
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A female person who is very annoying and unhappy most of the time. (female dog) (complainer) (rude person) (ugly) (idiot) (bitchy) (bitchiness) (fag) (fat) (old bag) (slut) (cunt) (grumpy) (grouchy)
That bitch won't shut the fuck up!
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