Whole Body Return

Whole Body is a beautifully run and managed department in the establishment of Whole Foods Market. There is also a section called Whole Body Return, where you return purchased items from that department you don't want. Whole Body Return is also used as a metaphor when others feel they're being treated wrong as if their vessel/body doesn't matter.

Whole Foods Employee 1: You know, you make me feel like a Whole Body Return.
Whole Foods Employee 2: Damn, I do? I'm sorry if I made you feel that way.

Zero body chills

When something bad happens and you have not sensation

When your dad files for bankruptcy and your legacy is gone. Zero body chills.

There better be a dead body

This Phrase is used to describe a common event that is often boring, but in hopes the event is because of an exciting reason which would cause it to be an exciting event.

In the case of a School Assembly, "There better be a Dead Body!" Says Byakuya Togami as he heads to the Assembly.

Cottage Body Cheese

Cellulite that covers the entire body.

Looking at you is like looking at a spoiled vat of cottage cheese, causing you to have Cottage Body Cheese Syndrome.

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Three body problem

A problem in celestial mechanics that must be solved to send a spaceship to the moon. It involves the mass of the earth,moon and the spaceship and is almost impossible to solve.
Also a problem you have where you are in love with two woman at the same time and try to find a way to keep them both which is almost impossible to solve unless they are both bisexual and can enjoy fucking each other while you fuck them.

John is trying to solve the three body problem.

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Dior My Body

basically another way of sonning somebody

Like sending them to get u Dior like they ya assistant, like your nothing more to them but a peasant, it’s hella disrespectful. Originated from NYC

Eddie: yo bro you’re my son

Jacob: no I’m not bro

Eddie: Dior my body

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Potential Body Weight

The weight that you potentially be if you hadn't eaten the cake, hamburgers, soda, and ice cream today. To calculate back you measure how tight your jeans have gotten throughout the day.

This is the weight you should use when telling your friends especially of the opposite sex.

acronym: PBW

My potential body weight is 115 pounds after considering the cheesecake I just inhaled.

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