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When one man jizzez into a jar, closes it, and shoves it up another man's ass so that the jar shatters.
Guy 1: Hey man, my homie just shoved a cum filled jar up my ass. It shattered, and now I may have an infection.
Guy 2: Cool dude! Thats called lightning in a bottle!
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When a male has 5+ water bottles in their bedroom/game room.
Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis in here? You gotta trash all those!
When someone has an excessive amount of empty plastic bottles in their room
Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis up in here?!
A sexual reference phrase for girls who stand up against the bottled water movement. They want people to stop using plastic bottles.
Damn Andrea is really bottling Devon's water tonight!
Andrea: Bottled water is not only more expensive and damaging, but is usually filled with tap water.
Mike: You can bottle my water ;)
In a party, an empty bottle is spun and whoever it lands on must kiss the person who spin the bottle. The rules are NGK (no guys kissing) but the rules on girls haven't been heard.
The only thing gamers will ever really drink with
Boy 1: Got a new gaming Gatorade water bottle!
Girl 1: Marry me
What a football/soccer supporter throws when he is upset that his team is loosing
"When I went to a D.C. United match I got hit in the head with African beer bottle