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The state that the Brian leaves your puckered anus in after a single session of tender butt sex. Gaping does not even begin to describe the aftereffects of Brian´s anal assault. The most significant of which can only be described as a cheek-clapping-colon-clearing-orgasm-inducing-fart so wet and so intense that the human body is forced to eject copious amounts of both cum and feces at their respective terminal velocities in order to prevent the sheer amount of overstimulation from disrupting the nervous system and inducing a seizure.
You wouldn´t believe what happened to me last night!
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Brian?
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Yeah... this is my third change of clothes, today. My ass got so Brian´d that sitting down is the least of my issues. Just standing up without my bloodied small intestine unloading is impossible!
Brian, what a guy. Brian is someone that comes to your life when you least expect it. He's a brilliant guy though sometimes he doesn't put all his effort into his academics. Brian likes joking a lot and when he likes a girl damn- it's just his world 24/7. He tends to stare deep into one's eye without fear yet doesn't confess until months later. He's really smart with his use of words and he isn't scared to present infront of a class but if his crush is there he gets a little nervous. Brian is a guy that makes you laugh at the smallest things you might even cringe but it's all fun and games. Be warned though.. once there's not really communication with a Brian, you guys will never talk again. He suddenly hides from you yet he will try to get some glimpses of you. Brian's are just mysterious but leave you with great memories. Dont loose connection with a Brian. What a guy
Omg look it's Brian!
No way, I have a class with Brian again.
A person that claims hoes before bros
And doesnt love his friends
“Hey brian wanna hang out today”
“Nah bro im gonna hang out with the hoes”
The Name "Brian" comes from the Norse god "Brian" who killed just about anything that pissed him off. He once fought five years at once because he thought one bear took his scrapings from a candy bar. "Brian" means fearsome for, courageous, doesn't feel pain, not one to say many words, the slayer of worlds, and occasionally enjoys a hot pocket. Men with the name "Brian" grow gigantic beards to hide their battle worn faces. If faced against a "Brian" no matter the size it is wise to stop, admit defeat or else admit thy own death will be swift and painful. He also is known to sing journey at octaves that cause vaginas to secret juices for sexual partaking.
That guy Brian is such a barbarian.
Is that Brian, oh no wait it's just death walking this way.
He is such a Brian, why? , Bc he just murdered you moms vagina and drank that beer truck dry.
a cheater, a COMPLETELY unloyal man, a childish man who I always end up running back to no matter how many girls he’s cheated on me with that month it’s toxic i know but I CANT
p1 “ong i totally rode the shit out of brian last night”
p2 “uh, what? same..”
p1 “WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!! YOU !&);/1@9”!0”
p2: “calm down have him his balls are hairy anyway”
A person who is a dirty monkey and deserves to kill themselves after what they have done. Or it can used as of a way to say that you are a gay, black, dirty, weeiner lickin, monkey no kizzy
Man 1 I hate him he’s a Brian
Female1 yeah I hope he burns in hell
A beautiful soul who im absolutely in love with. A brave funny person who cares about the ones he loves.
Keilani: Brian makes me so happy