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A man born in 0AD in the stable next to Jesus Christ where he was mistaken for the redeemer by the Three Wise Men. He lived a rather boring life until he re-encountered Jesus at the Sermon at the Mount where he and his mother could not hear his preaching due to the factors of their distance from the lord and the bickering of a very stereotypical Jewish man and a man with a very large nose. While working at his menial job at the Colosseum selling snacks such as Otters noses he is recruited by the Judean Peoples Front who's aim is to reclaim Judea from the Romans. Through his acts of terror, he comes face to face with Pontious Pilate and is sentenced to Crucifixion, whilst running from the Romans he is mistaken for the Messiah and attracts a following to his dismay. He is eventually caught by the Romans and dies as a martyr whilst singing with the very stereotypical Jewish man prior mentioned. God bless Brian.
Person 1: Did you see that Brian fella, he's the Messiah!
Brians's Mother: HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY. NOW PISS OFF!
Either a really sweet nice caring guy who won’t judge you or a fuck boy who will play with your feelings then act like nothing happened.
person 1- “how are things with brian going?”
person 2- “he turned out to be a fuckboy”
person 1- “i was convinced he was a nice brian”
Swears he is big body and also thinks he has a 8 pack.
Wow Brian swears he's big body
A Brian that can’t pull bitches
A Brian that can’t pull bitches
A Brian, not a Bryan, The physical reincarnation of a certain fanatical painter.
Brian was responsible for a certain incident in 2001...
ill keep it 💯 with you nigga, brian the type of nigga to crash a golf cart 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
and like suckin on my balls in his mouf and dont like cheese on tacos 🤬🤬
this nigg awildin 👎🏿🍆💦
Tom: what was that insane amount of vibarations?
John: oh that was brian that nigga crashed a golf cart ye heard
Tom: that nigga is straight boolin 🤵🏿 ♀️
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