An ugly dipshit douchebag who cheers for the packers and most of all aaron rodgers. He also happens to be an ugly dipshit douchebag. Packer fans also love to drink a lot of beer and wear cheese on their heads, because once again, they are dipshits. They usually are dressed in either hunting gear or packers gear, which are both comprised of the ugliest colors in the known universe. They talk big shit but proceed to lose to the 49ers in the playoffs almost every year. They then make up excuses and talk about 1967.
God, look at Bobert. He's so stupid and ugly, and that aaron Rodgers jersey makes it worse. He's such a Packers fan
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men are fans (n) is a lifestyle movement with three key pillars β created by kate glavan
1.) a consistent bullying and hatred of the straight man
2.) a dire hopelessness that you will die alone one day thus you call men βfansβ as a deflection tool
3.) despite the previous rationalizations, you continue to obsess over the average straight man that comes your way
girl 1: oh my god, he replied to my instagram story with the π₯ emoji
girl 2: wow⦠men are fans
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While having sex, your girl friend in breathing on your testicles while hailing hitler.
"Yo this bitch phsyco, we had sex and she gave me a FΓΌher Fan!"
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A Fan Base that Is Hungry For Dallas Cowboys blood. After their super bowl and overall is better than almost every team in the NFC east since 2013 They are dominant. Sure The Fans are hated because of how much they brag but, Haters just boost their confidence.
Cowboys Fans: We have more Superbowl wins than you.
Eagles Fans: At Least are SuperBowl was in the last 4 decades.
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A term used to describe the Chicago Bear fans that reside in southern Wisconsin. They throw on their Urlacher jerseys when things are good but when all is bad they will be seen at Wal*Mart with a Packers hat. They are usually stubborn and never admit it. But sometimes will confess to a Brett Favre man crush after a few Miller Lights.
Dude why are you wearing a Packer hat with a Bears jersey?
Because I'm a Bearker Fan.
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A person who is a fan of a video game series/band/film series, but only for a reason that is, ultimately, irrelevant to the thing they're a fan of. They're also the most vocal kind of fan, unfortunately. They usually flip shit when the thing they loved is gone, even though the true fans don't give a flying fuck either way.
Dumbass: OMG I can't believe that Band X switched singers! I'm sooo over them! They're nothing without the original singer!
True fan: Shut the fuck up. They don't deserve you. First of all, they recruited the singer as a last resort, and second of all, he was a huge douche in real life. You're such a shallow fan.
Dumbass: WHAT THE FUCK!? The HD remake of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater won't have the original soundtrack!? Now the game's going to be shit!
True Fan: Last time I checked, the main attraction of a game was supposed to be the GAMEPLAY, you fucking asshole. And tony Hawk's Pro Skater had amazing gameplay. But no, you only care about the soundtrack! Can you even do a fucking special trick in those games or are you too busy treating them like your own personal music players?
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