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An allegory for a terrible willy wankin' addiction. At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping. Like you're the cat and fapping is the poison
Paul: "I've been thinking about titties all morning. Man, it feels like at any time I could break down and fap"
Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"
The sudden urge to masturbate...
While the Pastor gave his sermon Krys experienced a sudden fap attack.
When a group of men/women surround a target and start "fapping" intimidating the target into a fap induced suicide. Usually used by trained professionals.
I hear one of the Russian politicians got fap attacked yesterday.
A cushion used to clean or collect the juices of the mighty fap. Often the closest soft thing to the fapper (sorry cat lovers) - but the crown of all fap cushions has to the collectors edition - Hannah Montana "Got to Rock!" pink cushion, complete with semi O-Face with strategically placed microphone print.
"Oh gosh, i wish I could have used her as a fap cushion" - said Tom
A period of time one goes without sexual pleasure.
“How long has your fap gap been going on?”
“Oh about two years now...”
Streaking into a cemetery, jerking off behind a tombstone, and getting the fuck out of dodge. (Side note: you can't get caught)
Cemetery gate is under construction bro let's go tomb fapping!
Acronym: Mother-Fucking Awesome Person or People
Pronounced: em-fap
That M-FAP is my hero.
The M-FAP in my life are the best