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An attempt to pickup attractive Women from Wisconsin using cheese analogies.
"Hey Dude, wanna go on a Wisconsin Fox Hunt this weekend?"
Attempts may include:
"Hey baby, I wanna stuff your Havarti with my Provalone..." "Girl, you're giving me blue cheese balls"
Kinky Fox Sex (can also be abreviated kfs)
How is that possible? With Costumes! (But they don't stay on very long)
Dude Leland is so hot I wanna have kinky fox sex with him!
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When you get screwed over (fucked) in a way you don't like, but you're told it's for your own good.
I had a hot date with this girl I met the other day, but my boss told me I had to work an extra shift or instead of a promotion I would be fired. Instead of Netflix and chill I got Fox News and Chill.
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Becoming drunk, falling asleep, waking back up, managing to sober up and yet get drunk once again, all before the end of the night.
Didn't he already pass out drunk?
Yes, but he's pulling a Dustin Fox....
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(British) A closely shaved and somewhat tangy tasting snatch.
Not perfectly smooth, but rough to the touch like fox skin and tasting like a stale beermat.
Dude 1: "Did you go down on your new girlfriend last night Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Not bad, but seemed like I was tonguing a fox skin beermat."
Dude 1: "Way to go!"
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A senior citizen with silver hair, a nice behind or breast that gravity has not turned its back against may also qualify, that one would consider hooking up with.
I couldn't help but notice that silver tailed fox's perfect form during her water aerobics class today...do you think i can convince her of a stand up 69 exercise?
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A furry who illegally downloads movies, games, etc.
Hey, have you seen Jerry lately?
Yeah, he’s pirated a few movies for me, he’s basically Foxy the Pirate Fox
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