Avril

Someone who sings through their nose in a constipated way and also a poser

My name is avril, do you like my voice? 'AHHaHAhAhAhahaha'

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Perf/perf girl

perf girl is a term used for someone who texts like this

'wuv u <3' 'sowwwyyyy :(('

and will often pay you compliments for no reason

for example, you're sat, minding your own business and perf girl says 'omg you could literally be a model you're so perf'
this is what we call a 'perf attack' and it means you have been sniped by a perf girl. there are three main ways you can respond
1- simple but effective

'thank you so much'
2- play a bit of perf tennis
'no but have you seen your hair is literally perf I love it'
3- the avoider
Perf girl: you're so perf'
the avoider: 'fuck that im out' *runs away*

a perf girl will also probably come as a duo with her 'wooja boyfriend' who is a soft boy and they will often both post tiktoks of each other on their stories
the term 'wooja boyfriend' is used towards a perf girl's boyfriend and someone cannot be a wooja boyfriend if their other half is not the most perf girly in the worldy <33333

the name 'perf girl' is used to give a name to somebody who possesses such 'pick me' and 'uwu' traits
the word perf is also used to symbolise a perf girl's way of speaking

e.g.

A: 'omg you're soooo perf'
B: 'no you're so perf you could be a model'

the conversation above is used in m0ckery of a perf girl

the word perf is a shortened way of saying perfect but SHOULD NOT BE USED UNIRONICALLY, only call someone perf if you are

A: have u seen wooja on perf girl's story?
B: no ill look now
...
B: OH MY GOD LOOK HE HAS A ROSE IN HIS MOUTH

so, in conclusion, 'perf/perf girl' are both terms used to mock a girl who is insanely fake and appears to be nice but will also sit with you at lunch and say 'omg are you really eating ALL OF THAT??? me and my tiny stomach could never' if you're reading this, fuck perf. eat it bae

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bdr

bdr - big daddy rouse
the common prefix 'big daddy' - sometimes abbreviated to 'bd' often put before somebody's name or last name, to show how Daddy they are.
e.g. if you had a crush on a man called Paul, you and your friends might refer to him as 'big daddy paul'

a: did you see the bdr today?
b: no he only walks up on Tuesdays

fuzz

A word to use in the place of any cussword.

Fuzz you
You fuzzing suck
Go fuzz a duck
Go fuzz yourself
You motherfuzzer

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110

a phrase to use instead of saying ‘100%’ or ‘yeah i agree’

‘do you think your drama teachers hot’

‘yeah 110’

Hard Man Hour

any time between 12:00am 12:59am, should be celebrated with a photo of the celebrator doing the hand symbol with your middle and fourth finger down, this should be posted on your private story with the caption ‘hmh’ and the snapchat time sticker

‘happy hard man hour everyone’’yeah happy hmh’

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Lexy

Girl with style, synonym for foxy

OMG!!! That skirt is so Lexy!!

Or

You Look so lexy in those pants I just want to do you right now

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