Google rat is someone in rats united with level 90+. He is also a very cringe simp so don’t talk to him cuz he’ll start simping for you in no time. Boohoo. Hah
Google rat is cringe af
The act of searching one's own name within Google with the intention of cleaning up one's online persona. Often includes resetting multiple passwords.
"I have dozens of outdated blogs, portfolios and profiles online."
"Time to do a little Spring Googling."
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Celebrating the fake birthdate you entered on your google account.
'What's with the party hat Meg?'
'It's not Meg, it's Melanie, the fake name I gave my google account three years ago and today is my google birthday.'
'Happy google birthday, fake Melanie.'
1. When one believes any and every search result that turns up during the process of googling something.
2. When someone takes everything google says as fact, this is pertaining to maps and directions.
"I googled 'Wahoo' earlier and found out it was a taco!"
"No it's not you fool, it's an old board game that was made before Google was even rumored about. Stop following Google Law."
A person who uses Google as the bible to prove you wrong.
"Did you know sharks swim 1000 miles a day?"
"Actually no, it says right here on Google they swim 35 miles a day."
"You're such a Google thumper"
"You're still wrong"
The number of results that is returned when searching a name on Google. Often used to show how active a person is on the internet, usually Facebook.
John Smith: Hey, my Google Score is 86,000,000! I'm super cool/ I use Facebook way too often!
A google copyer is as smart as google. That person is very VERY pretty. And whenever someone says that to you, they mean that your the hottest, smartest person they have ever met.
You: “Oh wow your such a google copyer!”
Me: “Thanks!”