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person1:"She has irish amnesia."
person2:"What's that?"
person1:"She'll always forgive you, but never forget what you've done."
How Irish tell each other they are pregnant: drinking less.
Maureen, You're on tha wagon, are ye? I know an Irish telegraph when I receive one, you flapper!
Anally molesting a person that passes out after smoking good weed on St. Patrick's day.
Carlos and Geo ran an irish smokeout on Jeremy last St Patty's Day. Jeremy couldn't walk for days.
A hammer. So called due to the difficulty faced when our dextrousley challenged chums, fancy a spot of D.I.Y
Hey fergus, chuck us that Irish Screwdriver, Im having a wee spot of bother with this nail!
the cost of something that was free, and most likely stolen to attain
Q) How much was that new PSP you got there?
A) Cost me an irish dollar, nicked it pulling handles down the cinema.
Northern Irish Cardio, is what happens when a member of The Irish Republican Army (I.R.A.) throws a molotov cocktail/hand grenade into a protestant church, british army base, or the house of someone who is giving the english information. then running away as soon the building busts into flames or explodes.
Murphy: Hey Sullivan where ya going lad?
Sullivan: Down the road to Kelly's flat, for Northern Irish Cardio.
Murphy: Northern Irish Cardio eh? must've been talking to the brits then.
The ailment one suffers on March 18th after properlyly celebrating St. Patrick's Day. Anyone of Irish descent may also use the term to denote a hangover on any day of the year.
Seamus: Ugh, I was out drinking Guinness until the wee hours. I think I'll call in with the Irish Flu today.