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(v.) the act of placing an empty whiskey bottle between the chin of the curb stompee and the curb, then proceeding as though it was a normal curb stomping manuever.
(for best results, drink the contents of the bottle moments before using the bottle. Also, as much swearing as possible is preferred but not required.)
" Dude, Seamus got into a fight at O'Leary's and irish curb stomped his grandmother!"
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How Irish tell each other they are pregnant: drinking less.
Maureen, You're on tha wagon, are ye? I know an Irish telegraph when I receive one, you flapper!
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Anally molesting a person that passes out after smoking good weed on St. Patrick's day.
Carlos and Geo ran an irish smokeout on Jeremy last St Patty's Day. Jeremy couldn't walk for days.
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A hammer. So called due to the difficulty faced when our dextrousley challenged chums, fancy a spot of D.I.Y
Hey fergus, chuck us that Irish Screwdriver, Im having a wee spot of bother with this nail!
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the cost of something that was free, and most likely stolen to attain
Q) How much was that new PSP you got there?
A) Cost me an irish dollar, nicked it pulling handles down the cinema.
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The ailment one suffers on March 18th after properlyly celebrating St. Patrick's Day. Anyone of Irish descent may also use the term to denote a hangover on any day of the year.
Seamus: Ugh, I was out drinking Guinness until the wee hours. I think I'll call in with the Irish Flu today.
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Military slang for the little threads that are found protruding from new uniforms around the seams & buttons. Can also be applied to new suits in the civilian sector.
The drill instructor said to get scissors and clip off all the irish penants on your uniform.
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