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Jake Jhitt

Famous gang members from Jacksonville, Florida. Claimed the gang K4M (Kill 4 McDonalds), OTD (Obesity Till Death), and WAWG (We all want Gummy Bears).

At approximately 5'4, and 632 pounds, he's famous for being morbidly overweight and freezing up in the only "drill" he was a part of.

He was also involved in a media controversy where he was given a lifetime ban from every delivery food company after being exposed for commiting millions of dollars in refund scams across thousands of different delivery apps such as Uber Eats, Doordash, Skip The Dishes, and GrubHub.

Jake is currently persuing a rap career where he talks about murder, robbery, fake cheques, and government loan scams.

Jake Jhitt has the highest BMI in the history of the United States of America at 108.5

by A Jacksonville Disciple March 11, 2023

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jake gyllenhaal

the most gorgeous, incredible man on the planet. he is an american actor and starred in movies such as Donnie Darko and Brokeback mountain.

When I grow up, I want a Jake Gyllenhaal type of guy

by Lauren C. C. March 1, 2009

400๐Ÿ‘ 304๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jake Paulers

DUMB BRAINWASHED 10,11,12 Year olds supporting a idiot called jake paul they need help and stop supporting team 10 because theyre stupid and idiots jake paul sucks and so do the jake paulers give your mom's phone back

JAKE PAULERS BE like i love jake paul !!!!!!

by Yadhira930 January 11, 2018

17๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jake Delhomme

The name for the point in time that a quarterback chokes and throws an interception, usually happening at the most crucial point in the game. Can accurately be compared to Peyton Manning's interception costing the Colts Super Bowl XLIV.

Mark: Man, Peyton Manning really choked on that pass, he just threw the game away.

Tom: Yeah, he totally just pulled a Jake Delhomme on everybody.

by AllTheGoodNamesAreTaken99 February 8, 2010

23๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jake the Snake

One of the most notorious kids in all of Cranford. The holder of the Palooza. Supers powers include many women being attracted to him, an oversized penis which rivals that of a humpback whale, super srength, and ultimate coolness. His garage (where various Snakeapaloozas are held) is named the Snake pit. His only weakness is old neighbors...one call to the police and his powers ar rendered useless.

"Wow, is that Jake the Snake? What a good looking man...maybe he'll have my children."

by asdfdf September 4, 2006

100๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


jake paul

a hot headed idiot who got fired from disney because he fucking sucks, the only reason he's famous is because of his brother.

girl: what kind of snake is that?
guy: no that's jake paul

by leathershirts August 24, 2017

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jake Paul

Satan ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Damn jake Paul is satan

by Daddybiscuit42 August 30, 2017

15๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž