she’s a complete dumbass but it ok because her hair makes up for it. she’s also tall as fuck but it’s a compliment ig. and she’s most definetly gay
random dude: look at the skyscraper
dude: bro r u dumb that’s lauren
Lauren is the most beautiful, caring and sweet girl you’ll ever come across. She’s loving and exudes such charm that instantly pulls you right in. She’s an incredible friend with terrific fashion sense and is never afraid to speak her mind. She is bold, confident, and a bit sassy at times. But she always means well! Everyone needs a lauren in their life, they’re an amazing best friend and lovely to be around. :D
OMG ITS LAUREN!
AHHH LAUREN, WHAT A MODEL >:0
The most handsome guy you'll ever meet with an irresistible charisma. You can't visit Laurens' house without ending up in his bed. However, you won't regret it for even a second.
Girl 1: Omg that guy is so attractive, who is he?
Girl 2: Girl, you got a boyfriend, better watch out 'cus that guy is a Laurens.
omg she uses the eggplant emoji! she is such a lauren!
Laurens is a really rich person.
Wow he has three cars he is really laurens.
Massive chode energy. Absolute dumpster-fire of an individual. Will drive you crazy in the best way possible. She is beautiful, smart, and is a confirmed artsy fartsy, or farty and arty. As a female, she in fact, does not poop. Lauren has a heart of gold, which sounds kind of heavy but somehow works. The devil forced her into hell for stealing toys from children. In Hell, her punishment was play Wile. E. Coyote and reenact the falling anvil scene, for she possesses a fear for falling objects. Though Lauren resembles Shaggy, she was kicked out of the Mystery Gang for too much meddling.
All Laurens to have ever existed: "Jinkies"