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Also called #Laurening
When a Z-list reality television personality posts every paparazzi shot of themselves, or screenshots of every tabloid/TMZ article written about them. May or may not have tipped off the paparazzi/tabloids. Named after "Love Island" season 2 contestant Lauren Coogan, who did not make any impact during her time in the villa, but proceeded to thirst for attention on social media after getting dumped from the villa.
Casual reality TV viewer: Did you see those pics of Stephanie from "Big Brother" on the beach yesterday?
Superfan: I did, and I had to unfollow because of all that #Laurening. She was only in the house for a week, and she's still thirsty!
Also known as #Laurening
When a z-list reality television personality posts every paparazzi shot of themselves, or every tabloid/TMZ article written about them. May or may not have tipped off the paparazzi/tabloids. Named after "Love Island" USA Season 2 contestant Lauren Coogan who did not make any impact during her time in the villa, but proceeded to thirst for attention on social media after getting dumped from the villa.
Casual reality TV viewer: Did you see those pics of Stephanie from "Big Brother" on the beach yesterday?
Superfan: I did, and I had to unfollow because of all that #Laurening. And she was only in house for a week, and she's still thirsty! She probably called TMZ, too.
1. To engage in nonsensical activities that end up with results contradictory to premeditated objectives; 2. To sub-consciously push your life's emotional problems onto others while simultaneously victimizing yourself, insisting that others are the lone source of your issues.
Coined after Lauren Graham and other "reality" T.V. series actresses, this action verb may be used in many ways, such as: After laurening around, not only had I lost the respect and/ or pity of my friends, I had again created a "fresh start" in life; Laurening around has caused injury to myself, both physical and emotional.
A cute as fuck person. Like seriously how is this person my girlfriend? I'm really confused, how the fuck? If you ever get a Lauren, never fucking break up with them. EVER!! If you do, you're missing a massive opportunity.
Alex: Wow, Lauren's cute.
Beckie: No, they're mine! Back off you horny gay bitch!
Alex: If you guys ever gonna break up, I'm gonna still them from you.
Beckie: NOOOOOOO!!!
A stupid little butt. Has a 1 inch dick (with boner). Stupid B-tech Ninja haircut. Bad at Fortnite BR.
"Im sorry bro... but youre acting like a real laurens"
"uh oh. Sorry"
A Lauren is someone who is amazed but the wonders of the universe. She will always be learning about space, genetics, painting, nature and everything magnificent about life. A Lauren’s heart is good to the very core and she does everything she can to make people feel loved. You’re lucky if you meet a Lauren, cause she’ll take you in a journey that opens your perspective. Her sense of humor is strange but endearing, and she looks absolutely stunning. She’ll always surprise you with her jokes and random quirks. If you meet a Lauren, don’t let her go because she’ll only bring joy into your life.
Are you a Lauren? Because you are a King at life
Lauren is the type of girl who will be your best friend and stand up for you behind your back. But watch out because she might sleep with your brother. Your dads might flirt with her but worry she doesn’t date older men. You can alway count on Lauren to call you about her stressful days. And by stressful days I mean everyday. At the end of the day be friends with Lauren she’s a good time and keeps things interesting.