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A very complex machine that results in death
The Derek yu machine hit me with a random arrow and made me land on spikes
A premise or hypothesis that nobody understands, yet it is complex or ridiculous enough that nobody is willing to admit that they don't understand.
Other things have been called washing machine theories, but a washing machine theory is just a catch-all. A way to sound like you know what you're talking about.
Sarah Palin's plan to save the economy? Obamacare? Why does everything sound like a washing machine theory?
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A distasteful way of saying incinerator.
Jim: How do you think we should deal with terrorists?
Me: I think we should line them up in front of a nazi snowflake machine and shove them in.
Jim: So they can all finally feel special?
Me: Yep
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The act of continuously feeding a dollar bill into a vending machine in hopes of getting a Coke or a Snickers.
I had to fuck the vendo machine with my ratty dollar bill for 5 minutes before it finally took it and gave me my Coke!
Some dude was in the break room fucking the vendo machine trying to get a Snickers!
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1.)People who always talk about their past and the happy shit they did.
2.)Ignorant people who don't know much about the new generation.
3.)Ignorant people who are always excited to see new smartphones,new gadgets and they can't stop playing it because of amazement
1.)Time machine bitches always talkin bout the old days,when they was hot and tourin with the Ojay's.
2.)Whoah!I asked Anna to open the heater but yeah,I forgot she is a time machine bitch.
3.)I'm sorry I didn't call you the whole day,cause those time machine bitches are enjoying all the apps on my iPhone
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1. when the smell of your armpits brings back the memories of adolescence.
2. a place that reeks of body odor such as middle school, or locker room.
Dude it smells funky up in here; it's like an armpit time machine.
While doing a pit check Dirk was transported back in time by his armpit time machine.
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While engaged in sex, it is the art of dropping a fat deuce on the sex partners chest that curls up like frozen yogurt. That would make the producer of the turd the yogurt machine.
Oh this is a large poop. It has curled up. You are like a Wyoming yogurt machine.
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