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the best roast ever your opponent will cry from how painful it is
*Obama loves you* says the fat neckbearded fellow, the sus imposter falls to the ground and cries from the humiliation. the sus imposter screams as the neckbearded fellow gently thrust his kawaii co- nevermind you get it already
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Pulling out your penis, for our homie Barack
Hey man what are you doing? Dicks out for Obama Bitch tf.
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The state of paranoia in which people fear President Obama so much, they stop thinking logically and stop using common sense. Usually a direct result of watching too much Fox News.
Announcer: This is Skeeter.
Skeeter: Kenyan, Muslim, Communist, Socialist.
Announcer: Skeeter is suffering from Obama Derangement Syndrome.
Skeeter: He bowed to other world leaders. He had a hip-hop barbecue.
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When a person stops disagreeing with Obama on political policy and believe every single policy decision that he make is apart sinister conspiracy to weaken or destroy America and possibly the world.
"Obama will confiscate guns, bring the Muslim brotherhood to power in America, Take all his orders from Putin, declare war on Israel, become a permanent dictator, maybe even become the anti Christ and set up a one world government...But I just disagree with the guy. How an I suffering from Obama Derangement Syndrome?"
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A minute that takes forever to change
It was such an Obama Minute when we were waiting for the final bell to ring
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A dove can be a hawk!
A peace loving man can be a warrior.
Can a Liberal Democrat be a strong military leader?
Of course, don't you remember, Obama got Osama.
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That guy the Americans don't like, well their first black President caught him.
Obama got Osama: Osama Bin Laden has been killed in an operation that started at around 17:30 GMT and lasted about 45 minutes.
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