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confiscate

to officially take something away from somebody, especially as a punishment

Their land was confiscated after the war. The teacher threatened to confiscate their phones if they kept using them in class.

by nikki41184 January 18, 2010

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confiscate

The most disgraceful thing to your human rights.

The teacher threatened to confiscate their phones if they kept using them in class.

by SmurfemeLeader March 19, 2018

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confiscation

Theft, when it is carried out by the state or by other authoritarian agents.

The pigs invented this word, which sounds fancy and official, so they can keep on pretending to be consistently against theft when really they're the biggest thieves of all.

Police confiscated (i.e. stole) sound equipment because it was used in a rave which the cops didn't like.

by annoyed anarchist April 27, 2004

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Confiscate the moneys

The act of "nutting" or ejaculating in a victims eyes and then robbing them blind.

The name is a double-entendre as you literally are "confiscating" a person's money and because it was created by a jewish man named Kahn, who loved to steal shmeckels with his eye-nut technique. Because of Kahn, the name Kahnfiscate the moneys was popularized, sadly mistyping has changed history.

A very common sign of disrespect in the 17th century, however is now resurfacing due to its use in the chorus of the song "black beatles" by Rae Sremmurd.

Black beatles in the city, be back immediately, to confiscate the moneys.

Tim: yo, Kahn. Can you buy dinner?

Kahn: sure, I just confiscated the moneys from this thicc girl.

by Meatorino69 December 5, 2016