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uhm i don't know... i'm a girl
becky: i totally had to fake that orgasm with kyle last night. can't believe he didn't realise
The reason us women exist.
an unexplainable feeling but god it feels good
often caused by sexual pleasure
Friend: how was yesterday's ThiNg?
Me: I had the best orgasm of my life.
Let me explain this wonderful term ...
It is a sunny , warm morning , you lay on the grass and the wind is blowing through your fineass hair ... you look around and feel wonderful as if you can feel the earth breathing , then a wonderful fineass man like jack gyllenhaal gets down on you , best bj you ever had.. but suddenly you witness a feeling of darkness because you know jack is just a simulation by the matrix , that wonderful ass orgasm is not real ... u’re getting depressed BUT in a good way because you know you won’t lose your beloved jack , he will always be in ur heart
Friend: “Hey , did you play the last of us?”
Me:” yeah dude, it gave me an depressed orgasm.”
Friend:” damn nice !”
When your cum is left in one spot long enough it actually begins having organic life growing out of it
Dude I left my cum-towel in the closet and fungus started growing out of it- my very own orgasmism
The most pleasurable heart stopping feeling anyone could ever imagine in the best way possible caused by something feeling complete
“yo this food is gonna give me a perpendicular orgasm”
“that nap gave me the best typa perpendicular orgasm anyone coulda ever imagine”
If a women receives cunnilingus by someone who ate very hot pepper right before the act.
After eatin a delicious hot pepper. He pleasured her with a mexican orgasm.