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A great way to impress the bitches. To be part of the UDPLC (upper decky lip pillow club), one must rip four upper zynies and four lower zynies at the same time.
Aye, you see Nick rip an upper decky lip pillow. I saw at least 3 panties drop. What an awesome guy. I want to be like him.
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when a woman wraps her legs around your neck while naked, giving you a warm sensation on your neck. After which you turn your head around and eat her out.
Jacob: What did you do with Jessica last night after everyone left the party?
Steve: She gave me a New York Neck Pillow, it was great!
A state of being very calm and collected, rarely freaking out or becoming over-emotional, and generally well-respected by the majority of people. May have originated from ESPN's SportsCenter.
Man, back in high school I was the shit. I used to ride up about 10 minutes late every day on my Harley-Davidson in my leather jacket and sunglasses. I'd walk into class and take my usual seat in the back of the room, where the two hottest girls in the school were waiting for me. Then I'd light up a cigarette, Marlboro Red of course, lean back in my seat to where I was almost lying down, and put my arms around the girls. If the teacher told me to put out my cigarette, I'd laugh and say "Make me." She wouldn't of course because I was too cool to not smoke. Yeah, I was about as cool as the other side of the pillow.
No, actually I was a nerd who watched Star Trek marathons and wrote code for Mac OS 9 at age 12.
No really, I was always pretty normal, but I always used to look at the other side of the pillow and wished I could someday be that cool.
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A lifestyle of ease and simplicity where one lives without worry or concern. In most cases this lifestyle was inhierted and undeserved.
That fool be livin that pillow top mattress life and he's never worked a damn day.
Describes a situation where something has two meanings to you, both of which warm your heart.
Cousin 1: You know, you've become like a sister to me!
Cousin 2: Awww, I'm touched that you feel that way, plus I feel like I've gained a sister! It puts me between a pillow and a soft place!
Guy: Being with you makes me want to be a better person.
Gal: I'm between a pillow and a soft place hearing you say that.
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It when you take a shit on someones pillow
I just left an Angry German Pillow mint on my friends bed.
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an anal extremist. one who engages in the act of anal sex way too often. a lover of the funky butt mud and the chocolate cock.
(that should be a band....sounds like it should be one anyways)
"you're a fuckin skin rippin pillow biter"
"you hear that Antoine is a skin rippin pillow biter?"
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