Did you just say penis?

The ULTIMATE catchphrase, used by the ever-popular, yet imaginary, Daniel Shine.

Person 1: "Did you just say penis?"
Person 2: "Uh, no..."
Person 1: "Are you sure?"
Person 2: "...Yeah."
Person 1: "'Cause I could've SWORN you just said penis! WHOO!"
Person 2: "...You suck."
Person 1: "WHOO!"

say hi to your mum for me

what rove mcmanus (an overrated talk show host in australia with lame jokes) says at the end of every show of 'rove live', which by the way has some very cool and funny guests.

say hi to ur mum for me!

what does the fox say no chorus

The song only true Chad's listen to

Like that man Elijah is a true chad for listening to what does the fox say no chorus

seven words you can't say on television

A famous comedy routine performed by George Carlin about words the FCC prohibits being said on TV

In America we are supposed to have free speech, so it doesn't make sense that there can even be such a thing as seven words you can't say on television.

You cannot say POP and forget the SMOKE

"You cannot say POP and forget the smoke" is a line that POP SMOKE (legend and listen to DIOR if you haven't heard of him) it was said in GOTTI by POP SMOKE and Travis scott.
RIP POP SMOKE, Gone too soon... 20th of Febuary 1999 - 19th of Febuary 2020

some guy : POP!
some guy 2 : You cannot say POP and forget the SMOKE.

What did the five fingers say to the face?

S l a p !

There's a new joke going around: What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Man says him a ting, then him a ting

"You are what you say you are"

Originally from channel 4 comedy Phoneshop, it was originally used as confidence boosting advice.

1. Dr Dre isnt a real doctor
Man says him a ting, then him a ting

2. Im not sure if Im ready to take the step up to being a manager.
Man says him a ting, then him a ting