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A person of select and unique skill sets needed to handle tough clients and is generally hired by Corporate America to solve problems which save or make money. These same clients or management may someday turn on them for unknown reasons at any time, eating them for lunch. The Sea World Trainer is considered disposable with few lasting benefits, recognition, or legal recourse. Sea World Trainers also live for the glory, and usually die without any.
John used an exciting new format for the ad, but the moron client found it objectionable and chewed him a new asshole, and management fired John without notice to keep the money client happy.
John was a Sea World Trainer.
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When you flush your turd and just as your about to close the toilet lid, a little turd part comes floating back up from the dark side as if it already misses you, or is just plain acting silly.
"Son of a bitch, the silly sea cucumber just won't go down! That little some' bitch thinks I'm playing games. Size of a quarter dog gone!"
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Pieces of lumber, sea life and random refuse sprinkled onto the water and drifting into the reach of men and women in kayaks, yaks or other canoe-like vehicles.
"Yo, Eric, don't you dare launch that piece of slimy sea bacon at me!"
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A naked hairless guy. Probably gay and likes dick.
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An offensive term for a Mormon.
Your typical female sea gull worshiper never touches a tampax in her life, being pregnant and/or nursing perpetually from puberty to menopause,
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What autistic gay people who aren't very smart (aka fucking stupid) call kale
Heyyyy Grass Under the Sea
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a haircut with sticking-out hair suggestive of a sea-urchin. It is also scraggly.
The girls have a sea-urchin haircut.
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