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A Sloppy Brompton is when a man wraps his penis in lunch/deli meats and penetrates a partner (preferably anal). He should get himself to near ejaculation and then pull his still meat-wrapped member out to finish in his partners mouth (mayo). It can be made sloppier by switching holes multiple times before finishing during the course of this activity.
I went to the deli for a quarter pound of pastrami so that later, when you come over, I can give you a Sloppy Brompton.
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When you have a wank on a sofa and clean up your mess with a leftover pizza in lieu of any other object
Did you hear about Johnny, the dirty bastard had a Sloppy Luigi last night
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When two people try to get each other off, and when one gets off he said "and thats the way it was"
I just gave John a sloppy cronkite
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The most amazing head a guy could ask for..extremely satisfying and sometimes filled with saliva.
Sometimes shortened to "sloppy"
Ex: They got that sloppy dog last night and couldn't move after!
Ex: She gives that sloppy every night, especially Mondays!
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When you are so excited to have sex, that you cum, and shit at the same time. Typically happens the instant the penis touches the vagina skin.
Dude, my crush that friendzoned me finally let me have sex with her, I was waiting for this for so long, all I could do was give her the Sloppy Squirrel!
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To get with a guy right after another girl does. Plain & Simple.
Jessie: "Jesus Christ, Why Is Maura Tryna Get With Evan, My Sloppy Seconds? WTF?"
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The act of shoveling stale guacamole into the slots of your pungent armpits. Then running a marathon until the saucy mixture turns a brown, yellowish color and smells of almonds. Once this stage is achieved, the rotting guacamole is to be smeared into the eye sockets of a loved one.
Bill:"What did you get Susan for her birthday?"
Donnie: "It took me awhile to get it prepared, but I managed to give her a Sloppy Grommit, she returned the favor by taking a sweet dump across my chest."
Bill: " Sounds great! Im craving mexican food."
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