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A troll sentence used to bait people into checking Steam for a new update for a game which hasn't been updated in a while.
Most notably used by Geometry Dash players waiting for update 2.2
Person 1: Dude, update 2.2 is gonna be delayed again, RobTop has beeb silent for weeks...
Person 2: You sure? check steam
A troll phrase said occasionally in the Geometry Dash community to bait people into thinking the 2.2 update has been released.
Hey Alex. Check Steam.
You're an asshole, Jerry!
Check steam is a joke in the *geometry dash* community about the update to the game named "2.2," which is a big update. People would say check steam to make people think it is out, although it has not been out for 7 years, and just released a couple days ago. Therefore, the joke is irrelevant.
"bro check steam its out"
"dude check steam"
"CHECK STEAM OMG"
A meme in the Geometry Dash community where players tell each other that update 2.2, infamous for taking 6 years to even get a rough release window, has been released; baiting unknowing players to check the Steam platform to update their game as if it had been released.
-GDPRO123: Man, this geometry dash update is never coming out...
-trollgmd: it's actually out now, check steam
When one's fart in the shower is amplified by the shower's steam and heat. Causes the one showering to gasp for clean air for a moment.
This morning I had the nastiest steam bake, it was awesome.
When you want to update or install a game and it takes a all of about 4 hrs for a 3Gb update.
It's just steam being steam
A phrase used to describe the unpleasant experience of sitting, prefferably in a place such as class, work, Church, or any other place in which stepping out for a moment is tricky and/or discouraged, all whilst fighting against the powerful and evil forces of an excessively-gasseous bowel movement. This may or may not be accompanied by some "prairie-dogging" or "turtling"; however it is best exacerbated by the presence of a wedgie. Sitting on steam may also be related to a phenomenon known as the "beer-shits", which is characterised by considerable bloating and/or the constant urge for defecation following a night in which an excessive number of beers have been imbibed; although such a relation is not necessarily a prerequisite.
Exe. During the intense closing moments of a football game:
Person A: Yo, who's farting over there? It smells like death.
Person B: My bad, dude. I'm sittin on steam right now, but there's no way I'm gettin up to take a crap now. It's way too close. If I get up, I'll miss the whole thing.
Person A: Understandable.