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Frequently misquoted November 1951 statement by Commissioner Bert Bell about parity in the National Football League.
According to an Associated Press report datelined Philadelphia 11/12/51, Bell actually said: "The teams are so closely matched that on any given Sunday, any one team can beat any other team. Professional football has come down to the point where the psychological edge is the determining factor. Physically these teams are even, so it depends on the mental outlook of the squads to determine the winner. It's this factor that has made the game close and is bringing fans out to the ball parks."
"The teams are so closely matched that on any given Sunday, any one team can beat any other team. "
It's that time of the week when it's time to get down and dirty
Yo, you ready? Ready for what. Salami Sunday.
Bad thing. A relationship that doesn't last. Just ridiculous relationship.
"your relationship IS like a sunday relationship" -boyfriend's mom
when you clap back at someone in the name of Jesus
"That hoe got Sunday Schooled"
Go and appreciate all your chubby boys❤️We love them big, and chunky🙇🏻 ♀️
Joe: Fuck John why is he so fat
???:Dude you can’t say that, do you know what day it is!?
Joe: What day is it?
???: It’s chubby boy Sunday
Joe: Damn my bad John we love you❤️
the phrase not even in a month of sundays means you will never do something, even if it was a month of sundays, which is impossible
John: "What about her?"
Matt: "Not even in a month of Sundays!"
No Jess Sunday is when you block every Jessica you know and get a rest of her.
Person 1: Dude Jess texted me
Person 2: WHAT? Bro block her
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because it's No Jess Sunday!! \
Person 1: OMG YOUR RIGHT