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if youre really really really lost somewhere or you are incredibly confused , you are essentially as lost as jack from the hit TV show "lost" when he lands on a mysterious island of polar bears and black smoke. to be as "lost as jack"
hi , can you tell me where i am? i'm as lost as jack!
yes sure, you are in the town of rhyl you lucky devil!
a pice of shit that has rust in it's body work, chairs replaced by wooden chairs and a chode on it's bonnet.
it's a debarcle
Someone who by doing 'jack shit' in a team environment becomes a cunt because the other people in the team have to pull the weight of that person and do extra work.
Joe: "why havent u finished work yet?"
Fred: "coz jason is a jack cunt and im doing what he didnt do."
A person who works on highway or roadside construction while working with tar and crushed rock.
A British hillbilly located somewhere in the Adirondacks in the states of Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, or New York. Nobody is aware as to where they come from or how they got to where they are, but they are infamous for appearing out of forests near rarely used highways and pulling down their pants, shaking their ass in front of cars passing by before returning to the woods in which they appeared. They have also been seen paddling bare naked in wooden canoes when it is raining heavily, only wearing a pair of construction ear muffs, with one of the ears having had the silicone removed from it. Known places of residence of Tarmac Jacks are often red white and blue tool sheds in the middle of nowhere next to a desolate road with at least one hundred "kill Biden," or "fuck Biden" signs in the front. The most common locations that these men are found are in Tupper Lake, New York and Stark, Vermont and Berlin, New York, and sometimes, but very rarely, Concord, New Hampshire.
Well, looks you've scored yourself a job as a roadside worker, Jim. You'll be a real Tarmac Jack now!
Who's that weird motherfucker shaking his ass in front of our car?
Ah, don't worry 'bout that, Jimmy boy. That's just one of them lunatic Tarmac Jacks.
When you do a Jack Green. YOu do a gay.
Oliver Sinclair (male): wow he's so hot
Linoln Potter (Male): BRO! Why did you just pull a jack green??
The best of all, the worst of all, a dumbass, a genius, the cheesiest, the funniest... In short terms, everything and the opposite!!
"He's the worst Pirate of the Caribean!!"
*5 min later*
"He's the best Pirate of the Caribean!!"
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A nickname that refers to the Leader of Canada's NDP, Jack Layton, because of his lack of support of the Canadian Armed Forces and his sympathy and concern for the Taliban
God, that Taliban Jack is an ass, eh?
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