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A tribes of Chinese eskimos living in northern Siberia. They were first discovered in 1987 by Soviet researchers searching for any signs of new species in the farthest northern regions near Siberia when they happened upon the SunnyForli peoples. They have since been classified as one of the rarest tribes on the planet due to their remote location, and are infamous for being the source of 97% of ROBLOX pornography of the internet.
Now, observe as we approach the rare "SunnyForli" tribe, but let us make sure to not disturb their "tribe wide masturbation circle," as this could result in our untimely demises.
1. A hilarious joke that someone tells that can often be interpreted as very strange and obscure, but still gets a lot of good laughs.
2. A homeless man, usually of Chinese descent, who stands on the 405 highway in Los Angeles offering circumcisions for only twenty dollars with a rusty scalpel to anyone desiring their foreskin to be removed.
Gee, that one sure was a tip tickler!
Hey, Jim, you're Christian, right? You should totally speak to that tip tickler over there.
An African-American homeless man located in impoverished parts of large cities such as Los Angeles, New York City, and Chicago who frequently gets into shouting matches with imaginary people. They are infamously known to be high on crack cocaine nearly every waking moment and when approached will most likely try to stab you with a rusty switchblade.
Hey, check out that crazy Schizophrenic Franklin on the side of the road over there! The dude's totally bat-shit insane!
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A person who works on highway or roadside construction while working with tar and crushed rock.
A British hillbilly located somewhere in the Adirondacks in the states of Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, or New York. Nobody is aware as to where they come from or how they got to where they are, but they are infamous for appearing out of forests near rarely used highways and pulling down their pants, shaking their ass in front of cars passing by before returning to the woods in which they appeared. They have also been seen paddling bare naked in wooden canoes when it is raining heavily, only wearing a pair of construction ear muffs, with one of the ears having had the silicone removed from it. Known places of residence of Tarmac Jacks are often red white and blue tool sheds in the middle of nowhere next to a desolate road with at least one hundred "kill Biden," or "fuck Biden" signs in the front. The most common locations that these men are found are in Tupper Lake, New York and Stark, Vermont and Berlin, New York, and sometimes, but very rarely, Concord, New Hampshire.
Well, looks you've scored yourself a job as a roadside worker, Jim. You'll be a real Tarmac Jack now!
Who's that weird motherfucker shaking his ass in front of our car?
Ah, don't worry 'bout that, Jimmy boy. That's just one of them lunatic Tarmac Jacks.
An intentional respelling of the word "bro" with minor relation to the bird. The word has been used often by special needs individuals roleplaying as furries. If someone calls you "cro" you should refrain from speaking to them ever again because they probably jack their shit in their bedroom closet each night to Fix-It Felix and Wreck-It Ralph docking rule 34 images.
hey cro hop on TF2 what the fuck do you mean your mac doesnt have enough storage to download it?
An African-American homeless man who attempts to wash your car when the light has turned red in the middle of the street, in hopes of receiving money for their services to fuel their crack cocaine addiction.
Get the hell away from my car, you dirty fucking Jigaboo Jones!
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internet handle of Eddie Gonzaga, a Latin-American liberal arts student living in Los Angeles, who in 2011 posted the rape and mutilation of a pack of coyotes that he had caught and caged in his backyard to a WhatsApp group chat with texts such as "anyone want a turn?" and, "they put up a good fight!" this gained some small attention on the internet but eventually the story of mañ faded into obscurity after about a week.
mañ is a good example of why people have lost hope in the human race