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sept. 7th is newt day because it is the 250th day of the year. (only book fans will get it) so write on your arm or wrist, "great, we're all bloody inspired."
we'll know who the real fans are.
friend on september seventh / newt day: "hey, what's that on your arm?"
me: pulls sleeve to reveal the written quote, 'great, we're all bloody inspired.'
a day when nobody cures (august 23)
Hey you cant curse its no cursing day.
The annual white person holiday on October 1st in which a game of tug of war is played and the loser gets sewn to the toolshed. If you're lucky, you'll get a visit from butterman.
Oh no! I lost the game of tug of war! Get the sewing machine.
Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!
The day where we all come together on the 8th of November to celebrate Merlin and his himbo Arthur with sad edits, sad fics, happy edits and happy fics alike :)))
Person 1: Bro it’s Merthur day
Person 2: Wtf is that
Person 3: THEY’RE TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN
The art of training your mind to be less idiotic. Just like working out your body at the gym, you need to get in your mental reps or else you will become a moron. Not observing brain day could result in bodily harm, embarrassment, death, or all three at once.
Hey did you see Jamaraquay try to ride a bike on a treadmill? He must've skipped brain day.
The day/night before Thanksgiving Day, famous for both turkey preparation and one of the biggest boozing nights of the year. Pickling your bird or liver.
Because "Night Before Thanksgiving" is awkward to say.
Hey, wanna get faced at Joe's Tavern on Brining Day?
I'm there.
When you have a crush on someone for only about one day. It usually triggered by a nice conversation or a well put-together outfit, that makes you believe that you like the person, but it was only a momentary attraction. It can last anywhere from a few minutes, hours, to a few days.
William had a hormone day for Natalie, but it was just because she was wearing a low-cut shirt that day.